So today, I finally gave in and bought a new camera - a Nikon Coolpix S600. I bought it from a second-hand store for a good price and so far, I love it. It's a whopping 10 megapixels and has a macro feature that's really great.
Here are some of my test shots from today:
There's the all-important flushing sound to mask the actual "going to the bathroom" sound (with volume adjustment even!). Then there's the spray, the bidet, and the powerful deodorizer to cover powerful smells. And my favorite part - the heat control that keeps my bum nice and warm in the winter!